Life Lesson - Females

Being the person I am, I often found myself in the most random, and unbelievable of situations pertaining to the female gender. So I decided to share the lessons I have learned from these magnificent creatures, in hopes that you, the reader, may learn something from it, or laugh. They have been typed up as I’ve remembered them, and they’re in no particular order or preference. You could try figure out how I learned these lessons, but I would not recommend it.

If you start to view women as children who are at the mercy of their emotions at any given moment, you may begin to understand the opposite gender.

Women are taught to be selfish. It was beneficial for the survival of the human species for women to be this way back when our numbers were so few and rarely people reached adulthood. Times and conditions have changed. The mentality ingrained into women has not. We call this chivalry today. For as long as chivalry exists, equality and women acting in a responsible manner where they are held accountable for their actions cannot exist.

The biological drive in feminists is so strong they will take down civilization to pass on their genes. They want to redefine beauty into butch, overweight and otherwise ugly. They want a society of lesbians and sperm banks so they can eventually drive out beautiful girls. This is why “attractive” girls are the only one's you'll see championing men's rights. They will stop at nothing. Don’t argue with them, you will never will never win as they’re loaded with ad hominem response’s that make no sense, and will do nothing more than enrage you.

Sluts throw themselves at you because you are cool looking and hot, not because they like the esoteric part of your soul.

Listen through their words, and the true meaning comes blazing out, “I have no worth beyond my beauty”. Pity them.  Value the strange, unique, and intelligent women; they’re the ones that will fascinate you. The ones you may have written off in vanity (or in fear) in the past, explore them. Want a woman of substance. Want a woman you can talk to and treat as an equal. Artistic, creative, industrious, inquisitive, she has to have something.

She wants to look better than you, if you're lazy she can be lazy, if you're more attractive you will leave her for someone with nicer boobs and a firmer ass, she likes you for you and will say that at any weight. If your girlfriend is getting fat, it’s probably because you’re getting fat.

Don't be a white-knighting faggot who jumps through hoops of fire for her. But, it's advisable to show some dedication. Also, being the funny guy puts you in the friend zone, be yourself.

If she can't debate your argument she will personally attack you instead as being "privileged” (white, male, not incredibly fat/ugly/whatever), a chauvinist, or ego-maniacal. A complete logical fallacy, but it can be a depressingly effective tactic.

If she’s playing hard to get, she is full of shit. A decent girl doesn’t throw herself at you, but she doesn’t make you jump through burning rings of fire either.

As Tupac said, “a woman brought you into this world, therefore you have no right to disrespect one”, unless she’s a slut, then she’s asking for it.

If you take offense to anything said here, I truly do not apologize, this is my opinion, and you don’t have to continue to read.