I’m not a racist, I’m a bigot, I hate everything and
everyone equally
What’s black and has 27 breasts? The rubbish bag outside the
cancer clinic
I’m a porn script writer, the pay sucks but the hours are
good
I’m tired of just being wanted for my amazing body and
enormous package, why can’t women like me for my personality and brain, they’re
so hurtful
French me like one of your jack girl’s paint
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator
Arguing with the unintellectual is like playing chess with a
pigeon; no matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock
over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like it’s victorious
I don’t hate fat people. I also don't hate people who cut themselves
or have depression. Be that as it may, self-harm should not be encouraged. It
should be fought against, healed, and prevented.
Women are like public toilets, they're all dirty except for
the disabled ones
If there’s anything we've learnt from the titanic, it’s that
even just a tip can ruin your virgin voyage
‘I love it when women go to school. It’s like seeing a
monkey on roller skates; it means nothing to them, but it’s so adorable for us’
- Admiral General Aladeen
There are certain moments in life that one will never
forget, moments that touch you on a deeper level, my moment was when I realised
I’m definitely going to hell
Friday is my second favourite F word
Dubstep - the sound of robot rape
Sometimes I wish for a zombie apocalypse, just so I can
shoot people in the face
Did I walk into a garden? Cause all I see is hoes
Are you an archaeologist? Cause I got a large bone for you
to examine
Do black people know that the rest of us call each other ‘NIGGAAAAHHHH’
all the time when they're not around
Zombies - loving women for their brains since 1976
‘It wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick!" -
richard lemon
Girls, please, advice from a normal guy, don’t try throwing
flirtatious glances at us in the gym. 9/10 we're sweating in the most ungodly
places and couldn't care less about you. You would have better results standing over us shouting 'squat lower faggot'
‘Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the
wise as false, and by the rulers as useful’ - Seneca the younger
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